My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism examples prove that the best comedy is just reality with better timing. - spintaxi.com
They say I’ve got no manners; I say, “I’ve got whiskey, close enough.” -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism today, and I swear it explained the world better than CNN. - spintaxi.com
I used to be stressed about world events—then I discovered satirical journalism humor. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “eco-friendly” bags rip the second you touch them. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My TV’s so smart it muted me durin’ the game. -- spintaxi.com
A good satirical journalism story should leave you asking, “Wait, is this real?” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is like the spice rack of news—too much, and people start sweating. - spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com