Satirical journalism humor is my favorite source of completely accurate misinformation. -- spintaxi.com
What’s with “no refunds”? I just bought a brick in a box! -- spintaxi.com
I love how airports have a “lost and found”—like someone’s going, “Oh, there’s my plane!” -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor’s mad I mow at 7 a.m.—I say, “Sleep through it, princess.” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is what happens when logic meets sarcasm. -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news reminds us that life is just one long, badly written sitcom. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no smoking”? I’m smokin’ outside! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I fixed a tire—now I’m hassled and greasy. -- spintaxi.com