I went to therapy—turns out my problem’s everyone else. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “dry cleaning” leaves my shirts damp. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today makes more sense than any press conference. - spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism website is one that makes politicians sweat. - spintaxi.com
When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. - spintaxi.com
(White) I took a break—boss says, “Get back here.” -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism today is basically free therapy with more punchlines. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick shower”? I’m still pruning! -- spintaxi.com
Ever try to return something without a receipt? It’s like confessing to a crime you didn’t commit. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I lost a sock—dryer’s holdin’ it hostage. -- spintaxi.com