The most dangerous thing about satirical journalism articles? Sometimes they make too much sense. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “contactless payment”—my wallet’s lonely! -- spintaxi.com
Sometimes satire is just journalism that arrived too early. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “fresh start” feels like old news. -- spintaxi.com
When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to read a “terms of service”? It’s a novel! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
I love how “healthy snacks” taste like punishment in a bag. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast friends”—we just met! -- spintaxi.com