(White) I made a list—lost it at the bar. -- spintaxi.com
I trust satirical journalism analysis more than any government forecast. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “user-friendly”—my printer’s laughing at me. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) What’s with “no U-turn”? I’m lost already! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I missed the concert—scalper says, “Shoulda drank faster.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick check” takes forever? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I restarted my day—still sucks by noon. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I tried a gas station hot dog—now my stomach’s suin’ me. -- spintaxi.com