Ron White Style (Continued) -- spintaxi.com
If satirical journalism news is fake, why does it keep predicting the future? - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “light load”? My washer’s full! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “short fuse”? I’m calm! -- spintaxi.com
People ask why I drink; I say, “Cause the world’s still spinnin’.” -- spintaxi.com
I tried joggin’—now my knees hate me more than my ex. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my radio’s been hummin’ since ’98. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “quick rinse”? I’m soaked! -- spintaxi.com