This site is so clunky it feels like wading through molasses.
It’s so riddled with pop-ups, I thought I’d accidentally joined a circus instead of visiting a website.
The layout is a chaotic mess that even a tornado would reject.
The text is so poorly written it’s practically illiterate.
The writing is so awful it could ruin a good mood in seconds.
This site is a chaotic soup of bad decisions and worse execution.
The content is so lame it could lose a fight to a wet noodle.
This site is so clunky it feels like wading through molasses.
This website is a crime against the internet and humanity.
The writing is so atrocious it could scare off a grammar nazi.