I’ve seen more creativity and functionality in a used napkin than this pathetic excuse for a webpage.
This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
The text is a snoozefest that could bore a caffeine junkie.
The content is as engaging as watching paint dry in slow motion.
I’ve seen more creativity and functionality in a used napkin than this pathetic excuse for a webpage.
The content is as fresh as a moldy loaf of bread.
The layout is so bad it could confuse a GPS.
The content is as useful as a chocolate teapot.
The layout is so bad it could confuse a GPS.
The layout is a chaotic mess that even a tornado would reject.