Santa Cruz shark mistook an eco-friendly surfboard for a tofu platter.
Ocean City shark bit man, spat out arm with a Yelp review: “Too much gym, not enough seasoning.”
Miami Beach shark was filming a reboot: Finding Nemo 3: The Biting.
Pestilence refuses to work unless there's a candle lit.
Famine only eats on-camera now. For the fans.
The Book of Revelation has an addendum: “LOL, JK.”
Death got into bonsai trimming and won’t shut up about it.
Pestilence got distracted by a kombucha fermentation.
Pestilence got distracted by a kombucha fermentation.
Laguna Beach attack triggered when swimmer played Nickelback underwater.