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  Comment Link see the latest update Viernes, 06 Junio 2025 14:11

  They say they’re “working on it,” but it’s been two decades.
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  They missed Y2K, blamed the Mayans, and ghosted since.
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  Their apocalypse calendar has just one entry: “Someday.”
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  Death sold his scythe on Etsy as “vintage garden decor.”
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  Famine’s new favorite phrase: “I don’t do carbs or collapse.”
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  Famine went vegan and now can’t bring himself to destroy crops.
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  Death’s podcast is called “Live, Laugh, Languish.”
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  Pestilence got distracted reorganizing his incense drawer.
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  Famine only eats on-camera now. For the fans.
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  Famine has a food blog with 2 million followers and zero calories.