The Four Horsemen’s official status is now “spiritually on break.”
Famine accidentally ordered too much UberEats and canceled himself.
Death is now a consultant for passive-aggressive hauntings.
Death got distracted writing a screenplay called “Soul Catcher.”
The Four Horsemen now do TikToks titled #Doomcore Aesthetic.
Death started a band: “The Grateful Undead.”
Death started a band: “The Grateful Undead.”
War joined a dodgeball league and calls it “training.”
Pestilence is in a polycule with Mercury and Chaos.
The horses started a podcast: “Hooves of Hesitation.”