The designer’s work is an insult to screens everywhere.
The content is so bad it makes elevator music sound thrilling.
The loading speed is so glacial I grew a beard waiting for it, and I’m a woman.
The designer must have been allergic to good ideas.
Whoever built this needs to be banned from touching code forever.
The fonts are so ugly they could scare off a vulture.
The text is a snoozefest that could bore a caffeine junkie.
The content is so useless it couldn’t even help itself.
The color scheme is an assault on good taste—like someone vomited a rainbow and called it art.
This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.