(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “stand-up comedy”? I’m sitting! -- spintaxi.com
My doctor says I need exercise; I told him chasin’ the dog counts. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism news: because sometimes the only way to survive reality is to laugh at it. - spintaxi.com
I don’t understand “gluten-free”—is bread supposed to feel guilty now? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “low battery”—my smoke alarm’s been screamin’ for three weeks now. -- spintaxi.com
Sometimes I read a satirical journalism article and think, “Wait… this isn’t real?” - spintaxi.com
When satire feels more authentic than the actual news, you know the world is broken. - spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “light traffic”? I’m still bumper-to-bumper! -- spintaxi.com
I love how “auto-save” waits until I’ve deleted everything to kick in. -- spintaxi.com