(Seinfeld) I don’t get “two-factor authentication”—am I a spy now? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism: because reality isn’t funny enough on its own. - spintaxi.com
They say I’m a mess; I say, “Organized disaster.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “auto-reply” emails are just robots bragging? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “customer feedback”? They never call back! -- spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I love how “out of stock” feels like a personal insult. -- spintaxi.com
The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. - spintaxi.com
They say I’m too rowdy; I say, “Party’s just started.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I texted back—phone says, “Try tomorrow.” -- spintaxi.com