I don’t get “gluten-free”—sounds like a fancy way to say “bread’s boring now.” -- spintaxi.com
I once used satirical journalism analysis to win a debate—my opponent still hasn’t recovered. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism articles are like dystopian fiction, but with better punchlines. - spintaxi.com
I tried online dating—met a gal who said “no smoking”; I said, “No kidding.” -- spintaxi.com
My doc says cut the fat; I say, “Then why’s bacon callin’?” -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “suggested retail price”? Who’s suggesting I overpay? -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “quiet zone” signs are where everyone’s yelling? -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I pushed the limit—cop says, “Pay up.” -- spintaxi.com