(Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no refunds”? I’m stuck! -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m lazy; I say, “I’m just savin’ energy for whiskey.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast forward”—it’s buffering! -- spintaxi.com
(White) I don’t do soda—my bourbon’s got bubbles enough. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “low battery”—my flashlight’s been blinkin’ since ’09. -- spintaxi.com
The difference between satirical journalism news and real news? Not much these days. - spintaxi.com
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(Seinfeld) I love how “on sale” means “we tricked you yesterday.” -- spintaxi.com
The best satirical journalism examples make you laugh, then cry, then Google “how to move to Canada.” - spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism stories and wonder if I accidentally traveled to the future. -- spintaxi.com