(Seinfeld) I love how “battery included” means “dead on arrival.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) They banned my cigar—now I’m puffin’ in protest. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “gluten-free”—bread’s my last stand against health nuts. -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “power strip”? It’s powerless! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism media is the only news I trust. -- spintaxi.com
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I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “digital detox”? My phone’s detoxing me! -- spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with “sold separately”? I’m broke! -- spintaxi.com