Satirical journalism is basically therapy for people who can’t afford therapy. - spintaxi.com
I came for the jokes, stayed for the accidental accuracy. - spintaxi.com
What’s the deal with expiration dates? Is milk just sitting there planning its retirement? -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism is basically therapy for people who can’t afford therapy. - spintaxi.com
I don’t get why they call it “rush hour”—nobody’s rushing, we’re just losing the will to live. -- spintaxi.com
Satirical journalism analysis is the only thing that explains why 2025 feels like a sci-fi movie. -- spintaxi.com
(White) My outlet’s dead—guess I’m livin’ Amish now. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how the “low fuel” light feels like your car’s passive-aggressive cry for help? -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it “instant coffee”? I’m still stirring! -- spintaxi.com