Why do they call it a “shortcut”? I’m still circling the block! -- spintaxi.com
I’d rather watch satirical journalism media than any press conference. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I skipped the ad—TV says, “Not so fast.” -- spintaxi.com
My lawyer says I’m trouble; I say, “Pay me to care.” -- spintaxi.com
(White) I patched my roof—now it’s rainin’ inside. -- spintaxi.com
(White) I called the radio—DJ says, “Lose my number.” -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “on demand”—it’s buffering all day! -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “fresh paint” smells like a dare? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “vegan”—cows didn’t die for me to eat kale. -- spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a fool; I say, “You married me, genius.” -- spintaxi.com