The best thing about satirical journalism today? It’s the only place where the truth is funny. - spintaxi.com
I went to a health bar—left with a smoothie and a scowl. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low battery” warnings are the most judgmental part of your smoke detector? -- spintaxi.com
(White) I hit the fast lane—cops hit me faster. -- spintaxi.com
People say I’m stuck; I say, “Nah, just comfy.” -- spintaxi.com
I read satirical journalism articles for fun, then check the news and realize they weren’t joking. - spintaxi.com
I love how “password hints” are just riddles I wrote to torture myself later. -- spintaxi.com
Without satirical journalism humor, how would we keep track of government scandals? -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Why do they call it “overtime”? I’m still underpaid! -- spintaxi.com
The funniest thing about satirical journalism stories? They age better than real journalism. -- spintaxi.com